December 2011
117 posts
Catholic pick up lines:
Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.
The Bible says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
Want to go to Adoration with me?
Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
Hi, this pew taken?
I bet I can guess your Confirmation name.
A little bird... the Holy Spirit actually... tells me we should get to know each other a little better.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet everyone with a holy kiss" (1Pet 5;24)?
You're the answer to my Novena!
Don't worry, I'm attracted to you purely in a spiritual way.
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
Read any good Bible passages lately?
Wow! that grey/black ash smudge on your forehead, vaguely resembling a cross, really brings out the tones in your skin.
My friend told me to come and meet you. I think you know Him, His name is Jesus.
How long have you been wearing a Scapular? We should discuss the Sabatine promises over a 40 hours devotion sometime.
It’s Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?
Me, I prefer a more traditional Mass. I’m a regular Latin lover.
You’re a saint! Kiss me, and make me a second-class relic.
Let me get your number; I know this great place to go to on Sunday mornings. They have the best wine!
In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?
Confess here often?
Your Pilgrimage or mine?
Ah, so you're what happened to my missing rib!
Hey, wanna study Theology of the Body?
You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.
If you were made in the image and likeness of God, then God must have really beautiful eyes.
Will you be the beautiful light in the dark night of my soul?
I need a partner for my marriage prep class.
Was I knocked out by your beauty or slain in the spirit?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
WOW! You remind me of the girl from Proverbs 31.
Hey baby, I just figured out that I'm not called to be a priest (nun).
I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?
Your parish or mine?
I lost my rosary. Can I use your fingers?
You aren't married are you, because I'd hate to break the 10th Commandment
“Rejoice in hope, endure in affliction, persevere in prayer.”
– Romans 12:12 (via catholicanswers)
“There were presents at the first Christmas. Angels brought songs. Shepherds...”
– Bishop Anthony Fisher (Parramatta)
“Let us ask the Lord to help us see through the superficial glitter of this...”
– - Pope Benedict XVI Christmas Address (via catholicknight)
If I may ask....
letsrocketeer:
Please pray for those finding the holidays difficult to deal with like those stressed, depressed, those who have nothing, and those who have no one to celebrate with.
“On Christmas Eve I went to St. Patrick’s Cathedral… It had dawned on me before,...”
– Bono (via askthecatholic)
“Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent,...”
– Oren Arnold (via almajoy)
Venite adoremus
Merry Christmas, Tumblr folks.
So many people expect more from others than they...
Fr. Shane Johnson: New American Women Saints →
fathershane:
This is happening! Glory be to God!
On December 19, Pope Benedict XVI approved a series of decrees by the Congregation for the Causes of Saints, advancing a number of candidates toward canonization or beatification.
In 7 cases, involving candidates who have already been beatified, the decrees…
Praise God!
“I encourage all of us to prepare for the arrival of Christmas by confessing our...”
– Archbishop John Nienstedt (St. Paul and Minneapolis)
Simbang Gabi
fathershane:
Okay, I learned something today. This is extraordinarily edifying. But especially this!
Hooray Filipinos!